POWER HOUR REVIEW IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
Yes. This means spoilers. If you have not watched the first two episodes of Prison Break and THE PREMIER OF HEROES...
STOP NOW.
NOW.
I'M WARNING YOU....
And here we go........
PRISON BREAK
Well, the season of Prison Break started last week. As we can remember from the end of last season, Michael, Alex, T-Bag & Brad all ended up in a Panama prison, Sona...JOY FOR THEM. Lincoln was free of all charges and working hard to free his little brother at the beginning of the show last week. Sona has no guards. After rioting, they drove out the guards & now they live by their own laws. The only way anyone gets out is...DEATH!!! So of course, in the premier episode, we immediately a throw-down. "We must follow the rules". Lechero the bastard is threatened by Michael so he frames him. In the meantime, the untouchable Brad is cleaning out the sewers and discovers a man in the wall. I was thinking...What..the...fuck. T-Bag, the creep, kisses Lechero's ASS...god, can he breathe up there in his colon with all that Panama shit?! So there's the fight...Mike says "I won't fight."..."There are rules." Mike goes for the kneecaps and walks away all bad-ass but no...he doesn't get it. YOU MUST KILL!!! As Mike is all emo and thinking a way out of this, the bastard on the ground gets a knife and JUST AS HE GETS UP, Alex the douche punches him in the throat. "No weapons...without rules, we are savages..." Why does he help Michael? "You're my way outta here..."...Uh no fucker. You're on your own. In the meantime, Linc is trying to be all smart, looking for Sara when...*ring ring*..."Dad?" OH NO. LJ & Sarah are kidnapped...Michael must break out Whistler in SEVEN DAYS...*dun dun dun*..
So this week, Michael finds out who the Whistler guy is by asking Brad about the note and going into the sewers.
"My name is Michael Scofield, and I was sent to get you out of here."
Bitch, he doesn't know what they want with you...all he knows is that you have to get out of there in 7 days...he has his own problems. Of course there's a bounty on Whistler's head...and Alex the douchebag finds out about it. Michael asks Lechero to take the bounty off Whistler's head, saying that he could be very useful. Lechero the dumbass scoffs and it's up to Michael to be a sexy genius as always! In the meantime, Linc runs into Sucre, who has just found out from Brad that Mariecruz (THE MAN HANDS!!) is ALIVE! Sucre must run to Chicago to his lover with the MAN HANDS but Linc reminds him that he is still wanted in Chicago...so of course Sucre will stay in Panama to help Linc help Michael. (Good lord, I'm rambling BUT IT WAS SUCH A GOOD EPISODE).
So. Michael brings water to the prison and wins Lechero's respect. The bounty is off Whistler's head and of course Michael has no idea how to get them out of there and they have 6 days left. Linc is a genius because he switched books...Susan B. Anthony may be hot but DAMN she's an annoying bitch!
How will Michael get Whistler out of a prison that's inescapable? What IS in that bird book? How will T-Bag die because GOD I HATE HIM!
HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD!! PETER!!!!
But before I get there....
Last season, we left Hiro back in 1671 on a field in front of HIS Hero, Takensi. This season picks up 4 months after Peter exploded. Claire and her family have moved to California and she must not stand out in the crowd...because the Company are still looking for them. In the vicious world of high school, the talented & smart Claire has to keep a low profile? As if! We meet a new character that is potential boyfriend/potential brother (SUPERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!). Ando and Hiro's dad are still waiting for Hiro to come back when suddenly...Hiro's dad tells Ando that he will be killed...IN 24 HOURS!!! In the meantime, Nathan, who should've died in the blast, has turned into an emo alcoholic...WHAT..IS..WITH..THE..BEARD!!! The best part of the episode was when THE EVIL MOM also gets the same death warning Hiros' dad gets. YES! DIE BITCH DIE!! We find out that after Linderman, Baxter and Peter's dad has died, there are 9 of "THEM" left...WHO ARE THEY? After Hiro's dad gets killed (Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!) by someone that is not revealed to us yet (I thought it was Peter at first), there is now 8 of them left. Power struggle?
So, going back to Hiro..POOR GUY!! His hero turns out to be a gaijin (If you watched Tokyo Drift, you know the meaning), which basically means foreigner in Japanese...The legendary Japanese hero is ACTUALLY ENGLISH!! Hiro interrupted history...so I bet that he's going to fulfill everything that are in the legends for Takensi and make it all right again...
Matt Parkman and Mohinder are taking care of Molly, the girl who can locate every single hero. The big bad guy in her dreams has to be the Sylar for this season....Will we ever find out who it is?!? Mohinder and Claire's dad are working together to bring the Company DOWN. Team-work baby!!
We have two new Heroes...They're coming to the US from Honduras...I see a religious undertone in the girl's power....What do you think? She brain hemorrhages people?
Where's the Haitian? What happened to Nikki and Micah? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!! Did I miss anything?
AND OH MY GOD! PETER!!! NO MORE EMO LOOK BUT *GASP* HE HAS...AMNESIA...IN IRELAND!!!
He didn't have a scar on his face...*DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN*
I'm going to stop rambling now....
So, what do you think will happen next week?
